Four star review on Barnes and Noble today :)

"Suprised to know ur age finally. Mad respect for knowing what you want and remaining a less ego pro while being the baddest bitch.anywhere you go. Stayup playgirl. More than love from the Usa. Love your style and relaxed demenor. I admire ur honesty."

I will put your name in a pre-written erotica story as the star and send it to you as an epub to read on your chosen e-reader. Choose from a list of several different stories, starring me and you. I can send you the list before you buy - just contact me for more info. (epubs can also be converted into mobi files to read on a Kindle)

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?

My laptop

Review by: Nathan Fisher on Sep. 02, 2011 : star star star star star 
Really enjoyed this collection of shorts. I’ll definitely be springing a few bucks for Book Two.

My books online

Both my books can now be found online in various places.

My Life as a Sex-o-Gram: Book One

Smashwords: http://www.smashwords.com/books/view/68665

Amazon.co.uk: http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B005IYXXRU

Amazon.com: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B005IYXXRU

Amazon.de: http://www.amazon.de/dp/B005IYXXRU

Goodreads: http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/12243639-my-life-as-a-sex-o-gram

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My Life as a Sex-o-Gram: Book Two

Smashwords: http://www.smashwords.com/books/view/83238

Amazon.co.uk: http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B005IYY0CM

Amazon.com: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B005IYY0CM

Amazon.de: http://www.amazon.de/dp/B005IYY0CM

Goodreads: http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/12441830-my-life-as-a-sex-o-gram

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I am very proud to announce that Book Two is currently the Number ONE Bestseller in Smashwords Erotica category. Thank you to all my wonderful readers for putting it there!!

Now to crack Amazon!

Amazon aren’t publishing the cover image of Book Two - not sure why - it might be because it’s a bit too risque. So I did a new one. If Amazon do publish it in the end, I’ll use this for Book Three.
I can’t edit the book yet as it’s still in “Publishing” status on Amazon’s dashboard, even though you can see it on the site.
Like?

Amazon aren’t publishing the cover image of Book Two - not sure why - it might be because it’s a bit too risque. So I did a new one. If Amazon do publish it in the end, I’ll use this for Book Three.

I can’t edit the book yet as it’s still in “Publishing” status on Amazon’s dashboard, even though you can see it on the site.

Like?

‎4* review of Book One at Goodreads by C. J.

Collections of erotic stories based on the ‘sexperiences’ of the author. It’s sizzling hot!!!

Joke of the Day

I was in the public toilets and had just sat down. A voice from the next cubicle said “Hi! how are you?”

Embarrassed, I said, “I’m doing fine”.

The voice said “So what are you up to?”

I said, “Just doing the same as you, sitting here.”

From next door, “Can I come over?”

Annoyed, I said, “Rather busy right now”.

The voice said, “Listen, I will have to call you back, there’s an idiot in the cubicle next door answering all my questions”.

My celebratory 2000-followers pic.

Download my ebook and you get to see this and another 15 in a special movie-reel exclusive to purchaasers of my book: http://www.smashwords.com/books/view/83238

My celebratory 2000-followers pic.

Download my ebook and you get to see this and another 15 in a special movie-reel exclusive to purchaasers of my book: http://www.smashwords.com/books/view/83238

Ten more hot sexy stories of my life working as a sex-o-gram in London.

Praise for Nikki’s writing:

"Mind as sexy as her body."
"It’s like you take the stories out of my head."
"Red-hot - she won’t let you down!"
"Reading your book in public means finding creative ways to cover conspicuous bulges!"
"A talented erotic writer … great sassy dialogue, a healthy dose of wit & above all - hot!"

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Contents:
1. The Student Party
Me and a partyful of horny students.

2. The Security Guard
His dream come true - he catches me stealing and I offer sex in return for him not calling the Police. Of course, it’s all pre-arranged by his best buddy.

3. The Burglar
Two men arrange for me to break into their house and punish me severely with the wife sleeping upstairs.

4. The Booty Call
Sometimes it just has to be about me.

5. The Shower
Naughty Mr Robinson calls me back to school, and this time he’s invited a friend along. I take a shower in the girls’ changing rooms.

6. The Job Interview
I pose as an interviewee, so desperate for a job I’ll do literally … anything.

7. The Lock-in
Old-fashioned orgy fun.

8. The Induction of Penny
Breaking in the new girl.

9. The Football
A well-known Premiership football team celebrate their first win of the season.

10. The Movers
Moving house and not enough money to tip the hunky movers - what’s a poor working girl to do?